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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 6:52:28 GMT
First the animated narration at the beginning. This movie was clearly aimed at kindergarten kiddies. Why otherwise start your movie out with a cartoon?
So its an island with all women warriors but the one born with special powers cant train to be a warrior. What sense is there in that?
Its full of sex jokes. Whats that? My God this movie is childish.
There is a sailboat going from Greece to England in one night... Who believes this crap?
Than they decide to go to the headquarters of 'Ares'... They take the most stupid route. If you know anything about the frontlines in WWI the most logical route was through The Netherlands which was not occupied and aproach the castle from the north. Now they go through Belgium forcing them to cross nomans land. When they do cross no mans land its totally a joke. In real life WW would have been shot to pieces from at least 180 degree angles. No DC makes the trenches straight and let WW pass easily insulting the hunderds of thousands of soldiers who died trying to cross the trenches.
They too it of by insulting a partner of the US for decades by fucking up the spoken Dutch language. A dramatic moment turned into slapstick comedy. Besides that WW and company act like liberators while they are actually part of the side that destroyed that village. I see no apologies from them to the people of the village.
The movie ends with a typical DC beam in the sky villain which is totally forgetable and is so flat and empty the third act (or should I say the turd act) destroys what little credibility this movie ever tried to have.
No WW made no sense, was written poorly and made fun of war and death. And it was an insult to a partner of the US.
Mediocre crap.
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Post by dazz on Sept 14, 2017 20:51:20 GMT
Only part I thought was silly was when she stuck the false big bad and left him on the roof with her sword sticking through him and the ceiling there was no blood...but you know that's just me.
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Post by sdrew13163 on Sept 14, 2017 22:47:58 GMT
I'm assuming this is satirical?
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Post by formersamhmd on Sept 15, 2017 0:59:42 GMT
I'm assuming this is satirical? We're playing by the DCEU fans' rules. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2017 5:00:55 GMT
I'm assuming this is satirical? Oh its real all right. ;-) (oh was I using my left eye again) |
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Post by sostie on Sept 15, 2017 8:48:34 GMT
On the plus side, it did have a magic boat.
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Post by Stuart "2-D" Pot on Sept 15, 2017 9:32:32 GMT
On the plus side, it did have a magic boat. I'd love to see DC-Fan try to explain his way out of that |
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Post by sostie on Sept 15, 2017 9:58:49 GMT
On the plus side, it did have a magic boat. I'd love to see DC-Fan try to explain his way out of that Well apparently according to him if it's from Themyscira it's magical. No need for any explanations..it is a fact, and not some lame excuse made by an odd little fan to explain a big plot blunder. If only Steve Trevor had the foresight to pick up some magical sand or sticks off the beach. Imagine the damage he could have done with a handful of magic pebbles. They could have taken apart the boat after and had some magical rope from the rigging. Magical wood from the hull...and made a magical cart. Maybe there was some spare furniture from the island they could have taken. A magical chair, table, even cammode. Where you take magical shits. And wipe with magical toilet paper. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2017 10:23:10 GMT
I'd love to see DC-Fan try to explain his way out of that Well apparently according to him if it's from Themyscira it's magical. No need for any explanations..it is a fact, and not some lame excuse made by an odd little fan to explain a big plot blunder. If only Steve Trevor had the foresight to pick up some magical sand or sticks off the beach. Imagine the damage he could have done with a handful of magic pebbles. They could have taken apart the boat after and had some magical rope from the rigging. Magical wood from the hull...and made a magical cart. Maybe there was some spare furniture from the island they could have taken. A magical chair, table, even cammode. Where you take magical shits. And wipe with magical toilet paper. Maybe WW should have used her invisible plane as well |
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Post by sostie on Sept 15, 2017 10:27:25 GMT
Well apparently according to him if it's from Themyscira it's magical. No need for any explanations..it is a fact, and not some lame excuse made by an odd little fan to explain a big plot blunder. If only Steve Trevor had the foresight to pick up some magical sand or sticks off the beach. Imagine the damage he could have done with a handful of magic pebbles. They could have taken apart the boat after and had some magical rope from the rigging. Magical wood from the hull...and made a magical cart. Maybe there was some spare furniture from the island they could have taken. A magical chair, table, even cammode. Where you take magical shits. And wipe with magical toilet paper. Maybe WW should have used her invisible plane as well Well now that's just plain silly |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 22:55:14 GMT
Bump
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 22:55:38 GMT
Since I can do it. Its just an opinion.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 23:08:47 GMT
And some believe slapstick comedy will get nominated for best movie.
Lol if that aint slapstick...
WW was still a failure for the DCEU. Only the least failury one.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 23:19:14 GMT
ZING!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 23:20:17 GMT
Yes that wellibers was a brilliant member was he not?
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Post by merh on Nov 21, 2017 2:34:04 GMT
On the plus side, it did have a magic boat. Maybe Thor can find Skíðblaðnir in his pocket so they could race |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2017 6:33:59 GMT
On the plus side, it did have a magic boat. Maybe Thor can find Skíðblaðnir in his pocket so they could race Sorry he is busy kicking Justice League ass. Maybe later |
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Post by miike80 on Nov 21, 2017 9:35:58 GMT
Maybe WW should have used her invisible plane as well Well now that's just plain silly Did you mean " plane" silly? wink wink |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2017 18:17:52 GMT
Because WW sucked. And they didnt catch that on video.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 6:38:53 GMT
So not even an attempt to refute my argument? Even the DC fans agree. Wow did not expect that
Its agreed than, Wonder Woman is now the fourth failure for the DCEU and Justice League number five.
Well actually we have 5 number two's in a row.
DCEU: ITS A SINKER AND ITS A STINKER.
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