|
Post by geode on Jul 23, 2018 19:00:23 GMT
I love how the special guest stars get killed off in the first few minutes and have nothing to do with the rest of the episode. Also that the onscreen title WASN'T what the announcer said.Yes, and....yes.
|
|
|
Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Jul 24, 2018 22:59:00 GMT
Frank Drebin: It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment...she had neglected to give me her address.
|
|
|
Post by geode on Sept 1, 2018 18:53:32 GMT
Frank Drebin: It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment...she had neglected to give me her address. At the 14:50 mark:
|
|
geezer
Junior Member
@geezer
Posts: 1,719
Likes: 764
|
Post by geezer on Nov 13, 2018 3:43:13 GMT
I used to have Police Squad! on VHS. It was ahead of it's time, but only by a few years. People caught on after Airplane! and Naked Gun! I loved those original shows!
|
|
|
Post by mikef6 on Feb 5, 2019 23:39:33 GMT
Sally Decker : Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Capt. Ed Hocken : He's the teller, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin : Jim Fell's the teller?
Sally Decker : No, Jim Johnson.
Det. Frank Drebin : Who's Jim Fell?
Capt. Ed Hocken : He's the auditor, Frank.
Sally Decker : He had the flu, so Jim
[pauses]
Sally Decker : filled in.
Det. Frank Drebin : Phil who?
Capt. Ed Hocken : Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
Sally Decker : [crying] If only Phil had been here!
Det. Frank Drebin : Wait a minute, let me get this straight: Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
Sally Decker : No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
Det. Frank Drebin : Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice.
Sally Decker : No, I only shot once.
Capt. Ed Hocken : Twice is the hold up man.
Sally Decker : Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
Det. Frank Drebin : Oh, so now you're changing your story.
Sally Decker : No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
Det. Frank Drebin : You shot twice and Jim Fell?
Sally Decker : No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
Det. Frank Drebin : Well, who fired twice?
Sally Decker : Once!
Capt. Ed Hocken : He's the owner of the tire company, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin : [pauses] Okay. Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired Twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
Sally Decker : Twice.
Det. Frank Drebin : ...and Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
Sally Decker : Once!
Det. Frank Drebin : Okay. All right, that will be all for now, Ms. Decker.
Capt. Ed Hocken : We'll need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
Sally Decker : Oh, of course!
Det. Frank Drebin : You've been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
Sally Decker : Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks.
Det. Frank Drebin : Well.
[pauses]
Det. Frank Drebin : Thank you again, Ms. Decker.
[to Ed]
Det. Frank Drebin : Weeks?
Capt. Ed Hocken : Saul Weeks. He's the comptroller, Frank.
|
|