1. Rey has a vision of Finn, Poe and Rose suffering in a Cloud City.
2. Rey says "I can't get the vision out of my head! Master Luke I promise I will return."
3. If'n Rey runs through terrain for training, with Maz strapped to her back.
4. If'n Rey crashes a ship next to an Imperial Walker, then takes it down da exact same way that Luke did in TESB.
5. If'n an army of Stormtroopers are reduced to arm-flailing idiots by Porgs attacking them.
6. If'n someone gets frozen in carbonite and Kylo asks "Well Calrissian, are they alive?"
7. If'n Rey gets her arm chopped off and it gets replaced by C3PO's red arm from TFA.
8. If'n Rey lifts da Millennium Falcon out of water and then Luke says "I don't believe it!" And then Rey says "That Is why you fail."
9. If'n at any point during da movie C3PO says "If I may say so sir, I noticed earlier that the hyperdrive has been damaged."
10. If'n Kylo chops off Rey's hand and then says "Luke never told you who your father/brother/lover was, did he?"
11. If'n after Rey gets her hand chopped off she keeps muttering "Luke why didn't you tell me?"
12. If'n either Finn or Poe say to each other "I think you can't stand to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
13. If'n anyone in da Poe/Finn/Rose triangle says "I love you... I know."
14. If'n Rey gets wacked in da face by a Wampa.
15. If'n there's a scene where a Porg is driving a speeder bike while hangin on by its flippers.
16. If'n Chewbacca has to put C3PO back together again with his head on backwards and with his TFA red arm.
17. If'n there's another Death Star.
18. If'n at any point in TLJ Luke tells Rey "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
19. If'n Luke duels Kylo and tells him "You can't win Kylo. If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
20. Did da Captain already mention if'n there's another Death Star?
Numbers 1 through 3 would be face plant moments for me. Numbers 11 through 15 would make me roll my eyes. And number 5, number 8, number 10, number 19, and number 20 if it's blown up the exact same way it was in ANH and TFA... those would have me squirming in my seat and looking toward the exit door.