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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 19:20:00 GMT
I wonder...
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 19:31:14 GMT
I think you’re on to something here, Ackbar. After all, we know they’re (ahem, ahem) “one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever.” And did Jesus make some good comic book movies? Did he ever plan an elaborate cinematic universe? I think not.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Dec 13, 2017 19:33:55 GMT
Nope, that would be the Beatles. Hee hee hee...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 19:38:40 GMT
I think you’re on to something here, Ackbar. After all, we know they’re one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever. And did Jesus make some good comic book movies? Did he ever plan an elaborate cinematic universe? I think not. Precisely! And was Jesus part of a shared universe? No! He could've connected himself to Buddha, Vishnu and Ahura Mazda the Zoroastrian God of Light, but he didn't! Imagine what the team up doctrine could've been!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 19:39:18 GMT
Nope, that would be the Beatles. Hee hee hee... The MCU is bigger than the Beatles!
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Dec 13, 2017 19:40:55 GMT
Well I have to take this opportunity to express that religion, in every form, is a bunch of bullshit. If you like what Jesus supposedly said, fine, but if you think some supernatural sky fairy made everything and has some plan for you and answers your telepathic messages, please talk to me about it. I'd love to discuss it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 19:42:44 GMT
I thought Feige was Jesus re-incarnated?
#teamcolden
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 19:51:33 GMT
I think you’re on to something here, Ackbar. After all, we know they’re one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever. And did Jesus make some good comic book movies? Did he ever plan an elaborate cinematic universe? I think not. Precisely! And was Jesus part of a shared universe? No! He could've connected himself to Buddha, Vishnu and Ahura Mazda the Zoroastrian God of Light, but he didn't! Imagine what the team up doctrine could've been! Well, no, first: we can have some Phase I movies in which Jesus (superpower: bringing the dead back to life) is allied with that crime-fighting trio, THE HOLY TRINITY [!], made up of The Father (superpower: able to create anything he wills) and The Holy Spirit (superpower: causing glossolalia, flying in the form of a dove, dispensing the hard-hitting “gifts of the Spirit”). Then, in Phase II, we bring in Muhammad, Bahá’u’lláh, and Moses (after having set them up in previous movies), with Confucius and Lao-Tze for moral support. We’ll call them all “the God Squad,” and they’ll work to defeat the Devil, played by Tom Hiddleston. Am I having too much fun with this?
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Post by politicidal on Dec 13, 2017 19:54:33 GMT
It's a wonder they haven't tried a biblical cinematic universe to ride that franchise wave.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 19:55:05 GMT
Don’t give them any ideas [writes the guy who just came up with a game plan for such a thing]!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 20:08:18 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018) Jesus Returns (2019) The White Knight (2020) The White Knight Rises (2021) Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven (2022) The Holy Trinity (2023) The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer (2024)
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Post by scabab on Dec 13, 2017 20:26:26 GMT
Definitely, Jesus was probably only about 6 foot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 20:29:26 GMT
It's a wonder they haven't tried a biblical cinematic universe to ride that franchise wave. There would be some truly magnificent stories to tell. I actually wish we would get more (good) biblical epics.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 20:44:51 GMT
Uh Oh!
Looks like the JCEU has some competition!
Muḥammad Begins the Quran (2018) Muḥammad Returns to Mecca (2019) The Muslim Knight (2020) The Muslim Knight Rides Again (2021) Muḥammad v Mecca: Dawn of Medina (2022) Muhammad's Quraysh (2023) Muhammad's Quraysh: Age of Allah (2024)
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 20:59:54 GMT
Somehow I’m expecting both of President Ackbar™’s series to end in an no-holds-barred extravaganza called The Crusades...
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:05:45 GMT
Somehow I’m expecting both of President Ackbar™ ’s series to end in an all-holds-barred extravaganza called The Crusades... BRILLIANT!
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Dec 13, 2017 21:07:21 GMT
The real question is: is the MCU bigger than Trump?
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:07:53 GMT
The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 1 (2025)
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:12:14 GMT
“ No holds barred,” not “all.” Silly Salzmank. But, President Ackbar™, shouldn’t the Holy Trinity eventually ally with the Disciples?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:14:36 GMT
Precisely! And was Jesus part of a shared universe? No! He could've connected himself to Buddha, Vishnu and Ahura Mazda the Zoroastrian God of Light, but he didn't! Imagine what the team up doctrine could've been! Well, no, first: we can have some Phase I movies in which Jesus (superpower: bringing the dead back to life) is allied with that crime-fighting trio, THE HOLY TRINITY [!], made up of The Father (superpower: able to create anything he wills) and The Holy Spirit (superpower: causing glossolalia, flying in the form of a dove, dispensing the hard-hitting “gifts of the Spirit”). Then, in Phase II, we bring in Muhammad, Bahá’u’lláh, and Moses (after having set them up in previous movies), with Confucius and Lao-Tze for moral support. We’ll call them all “the God Squad,” and they’ll work to defeat the Devil, played by Tom Hiddleston. Am I having too much fun with this? BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!1
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