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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 22:13:37 GMT
When he's got an island full of tasty tasty Porgs?
Maybe the Moof Milk is better than it looks?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2018 22:13:56 GMT
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Jan 17, 2018 22:18:15 GMT
When he's got an island full of tasty tasty Porgs? Maybe the Moof Milk is better than it looks?
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Jan 17, 2018 22:19:45 GMT
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Jan 17, 2018 22:21:50 GMT
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Post by politicidal on Jan 18, 2018 4:22:35 GMT
The Porgs would have guilt tripped him into starvation.
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Post by leesilm on Jan 26, 2018 3:45:35 GMT
I thought it was supposed to be some vague reference to his being a farm boy, plus it was meant to make Rey be kind of repulsed?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2018 0:33:46 GMT
I thought it was supposed to be some vague reference to his being a farm boy, plus it was meant to make Rey be kind of repulsed? His farm was for moisture evaporators though. Uncle Owen didn't farm Moofs. Or did he? 🤔
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Post by leesilm on Jan 27, 2018 1:25:01 GMT
I thought it was supposed to be some vague reference to his being a farm boy, plus it was meant to make Rey be kind of repulsed? His farm was for moisture evaporators though. Uncle Owen didn't farm Moofs. Or did he? 🤔 No, but they did have blue milk on the table in their tubberwear, so that's what made me think it was meant as a vague allusion type deal. Rather than the explicit ones like Clark Kent, in the Church, with Jesus praying on the eve of his persecution, just over his shoulder.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2018 3:52:57 GMT
His farm was for moisture evaporators though. Uncle Owen didn't farm Moofs. Or did he? 🤔 No, but they did have blue milk on the table in their tubberwear, so that's what made me think it was meant as a vague allusion type deal. Rather than the explicit ones like Clark Kent, in the Church, with Jesus praying on the eve of his persecution, just over his shoulder. Ah. Good catch! i forgot about that blue milk. Must've been Bantha milk... Or as they're also known: Sand Moofs.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 27, 2018 6:46:52 GMT
No, but they did have blue milk on the table in their tubberwear, so that's what made me think it was meant as a vague allusion type deal. Rather than the explicit ones like Clark Kent, in the Church, with Jesus praying on the eve of his persecution, just over his shoulder. Ah. Good catch! i forgot about that blue milk. Must've been Bantha milk... Or as they're also known: Sand Moofs. urban Star Wars legends have it that the Moof milk is just the blue milk with a little yellow Mouse piss thrown into the mix. Tastes is to die for if that is your thing, and also a great Jedi-hipster beard care.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 27, 2018 6:49:36 GMT
that's so wrong, cow milk is not good for cats. That guy is too fat already. Will nobody think about the cats?
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Jan 27, 2018 6:54:04 GMT
that's so wrong, cow milk is not good for cats. That guy is too fat already. Will nobody think about the cats?
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Post by poelzig on Jan 27, 2018 7:07:00 GMT
Also why did Chewbacca let two tasty roasted Porgs go to waste? Think of all the starving wookies in the galaxy or those ragamuffin stable kids.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 27, 2018 7:20:27 GMT
Also why did Chewbacca let two tasty roasted Porgs go to waste? Think of all the starving wookies in the galaxy or those ragamuffin stable kids. he prefers toasted raptors
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Post by Nightman on Jan 27, 2018 7:53:28 GMT
that's so wrong, cow milk is not good for cats. That guy is too fat already. Will nobody think about the cats? Cow milk isn't good for anybody except calves. I am no fan of cats, but I will not stand for bodyshaming. If he enjoys indulging in cow milk rather than moof milk, that's between him and his servant.
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Post by poelzig on Jan 27, 2018 8:13:02 GMT
Also why did Chewbacca let two tasty roasted Porgs go to waste? Think of all the starving wookies in the galaxy or those ragamuffin stable kids. he prefers toasted raptors NICE. Also pickled pony but only the little ones.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Jan 27, 2018 10:37:54 GMT
Why does Luke drink Moof Milk? Same reason as anyone else drinking that stuff:- He clearly has a drinking problem!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 16:44:47 GMT
Because the island is surrounded by saltwater. He tried drinking from the freshwater pool in the dark side cave, but what goes in dark-sided, comes out dark-sided. Moof milk was his only way to hydrate.
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Jan 29, 2018 16:48:28 GMT
Moof along...
Moof along...
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