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Post by alfromni on May 10, 2018 2:52:58 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 53. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow.
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Post by brandomarlon2003 on May 12, 2018 22:24:23 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 24, 2018 1:48:47 GMT
BUMPED TO USE AS CHEAT SHEET FOR A DOZENS GAME and add a couple
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Post by alfromni on May 24, 2018 2:07:13 GMT
Already did, Bat!
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 24, 2018 2:11:40 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed. 31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy]
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on May 28, 2018 15:27:49 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed. 31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy] 67. Picnic At Hanging Rock - No one actually eats anything
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Jul 10, 2018 17:18:28 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy] 67. Picnic At Hanging Rock - No one actually eats anything 68. True Memoirs of an International Assassin - They weren't true
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Jul 17, 2018 18:06:01 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy] 67. Picnic At Hanging Rock - No one actually eats anything 68. True Memoirs of an International Assassin - They weren't true 69. Operation Bikini - Frankie Avalon + bikini = Beach Movie, right? Nope, submarine headed to Bikini Atoll instead!
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Post by Catman on Jul 17, 2018 18:20:07 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy] 67. Picnic At Hanging Rock - No one actually eats anything 68. True Memoirs of an International Assassin - They weren't true 69. Operation Bikini - Frankie Avalon + bikini = Beach Movie, right? Nope, submarine headed to Bikini Atoll instead! 70. All Monsters Attack - actually more about the hallucinations of a lonely latchkey kid - and something about bank robbers
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Jul 18, 2018 11:55:21 GMT
Super-Sized Dozen: MISLEADING MOVIE TITLES
01. Lady Bird - NOT about Mrs. LBJ at all 02. Infinitely Polar Bear - NOT about really, really big polar bears at all 03. Some Like it Hot - Not a "How to Cook with Jalapenos" extravaganza 04. Tangled - Everyone's hair is remarkably tangle-free 05. Lion - Not about a real lion at all 06. In and Out - not a history of doors 07. The Apple Dumpling Gang - not about apple dumplings at all 08. Birdman - Not a biography of John James Audubon 09. The Card - Not about poker, whist, bridge, canasta, rummy or any other such game. 10. On The Beach - No Annette ! No Frankie ! No Blankets ! ?
11. Father Goose - Nothing about geese! 12. Chariots of Fire - no chariots 13. Please Don't Eat the Daisies - Nothing about a kinky vegetarian 14. Life of Brian - Biography of 5th Beatle Brian Epstein ? Nope ! 15. Never Let Go - If you think it's about wrestling, forget it! 16. The High and the Mighty - nary a British Edwardian family in crisis in sight 17. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Nope...it's not a porn movie! 18. The Da Vinci Code -not about an artist with a head cold and stuffy nose 19. Song Without End - Not about Madonna! 20. Quicksand (2003) - No quicksand at all.
21. The Singer, not the Song - Another movie not about Madonna 22. Iron Man - Neither the man, nor his suit is made out of iron 23. Rhubarb - Surprisingly, it's about a cat (not that Catman minds all that much) 24. There Will Be Blood - Don't worry, there's actually very little blood. 25. The Squid and the Whale - Follows two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce. 26. The Wizard of OZ is NOT the main character ! 27. My girl Friday - Nope! Robinson Crusoe hasn't found a soul mate. 28. Flying Tigers - Not only are no flying tigers, there are no tigers at all! 29. The Sea Wolves - Not one wolf in this one, not even with fins and flippers. 30. Valkyrie - Those looking to enrich their knowledge of Norse mythology will be mightily disappointed.
31. The Wild Geese. No geese...wild or otherwise. 32. Baby Driver - The driver was, in fact, fully grown. 33. Appointment with Venus - Neither for Sci-Fi nor porn fans. 34. Butterflies are Free - no butterflies nor even any moths 35. The Gay Dog - Not a tale of a homosexual labrador or any other sort of pooch. 36. The March Hare - Not about Alice's tea-party, and no hares anywhere. 37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - I didn't see anything remotely resembling a "cuckoo's nest". BTW, the cuckoo does not make a nest; she lays her eggs in other birds' nests. 38. Two-Way Stretch - Sorry...nothing to do with chest expanders 39. The Theory of Everything - NOT about everything 40. The Battle of the Bulge - Nothing to do with dieting.
41. The Way Way Back (2013) - NOT a sequel to The Way Back (2010) 42. The Eagle Has Landed - Not a docu about eagles 43. A Gathering of Eagles - Nope, not a replay of the Superbowl final. 44. Bambi Meets Godzilla - only if you think getting squashed flat by is the same as meeting 45. Fate is the Hunter - Not a safari, nor even a hunting party in sight. 46. Penalty Phase (TVM) - It's about an evidentiary hearing and has nothing at all to do with the penalty phase of a trial. 47. Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (TVM) - The spiders in this movie are actually banana spiders - more venomous than tarantulas, but apparently they don't sound as scary. 48. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - They went to Venus 49. Krakatoa: East of Java - It was actually West of Java 50. Star Wars - not about stars having a massive galactic battle
51. The Odd Couple - Nothing about laundry mismanagement of hosiery 52. Modern Times - Takes place in 1936! 53. Sleeping with the Enemy - No. nothing about Hitler and Eva Braun. 54. The Good Shepherd - NO sheep! 55. The Green Man - Sorry SciFi fans. Not about UFOs. 56. It (2017) - None of the characters work in the I.T. department 57. Inside Daisy Clover - Sorry guys, no porn with this one. 58. Milk - Just some guy running for office, no cow juice. 59. American History X - Documentary on the progress in the development of algebraic theory in the U.S. 60. Twelve Monkeys - I counted zero monkeys
61. Bottom of the World - Takes place in New Mexico, not Antarctica 62. The Big Lift - Where was the elevator? 63. The Lion in Winter - Nope...nothing about Aslan trapped in the snow. 64. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason only ends up in NY for the last 15 minutes and he is never once in Manhattan. 65. The Bride of Frankenstein [it's actually about the bride of Frankenstein's monster] 66. Scary Movie [It's a Comedy] 67. Picnic At Hanging Rock - No one actually eats anything 68. True Memoirs of an International Assassin - They weren't true 69. Operation Bikini - Frankie Avalon + bikini = Beach Movie, right? Nope, submarine headed to Bikini Atoll instead! 70. All Monsters Attack - actually more about the hallucinations of a lonely latchkey kid - and something about bank robbers
71. War On Everyone - Not really, just war on a certain few
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