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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 19:47:37 GMT
Here are some words of sage advice that I freely give......
- Going to church every Sunday doesn't make you a Christian any more than sleeping in your garage makes you a car. - Just because someone made a You Tube video on a subject doesn't make it true. Any jerk can post things on there.
Things that my grade school teacher that were complete lies: - we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave - the cops are on your side - your vote counts - business men are honest - politicians are looking out for your welfare - God is watching over you - your standard of living will always improve
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Post by Vegas on Feb 11, 2018 3:52:35 GMT
Tru dat!
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Post by koskiewicz on Feb 11, 2018 21:19:00 GMT
die., The singular of dice. We seldom hear the word, because there is a prohibitory proverb, "never say die." At long intervals, however, some one says: "The die is cast," which is not true for it is cut. The word is found in an immortal couplet by that eminent poet and domestic economist, Senator Depew:
A cube of cheese no larger than a die, May bait the trap of a nibbling die...
-Ambrose Bierce
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Post by Catman on Feb 12, 2018 1:08:00 GMT
When walking along the sidewalk of life, if you encounter a tree with a lot of bird shit on the ground, go around.
If you can't go around, don't look up.
If you must look up, keep your mouth closed.
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