Mayo vs. Mustard: Which IS GROSSER and MORE DISGUSTING?...

Mustard. I rarely eat mustard on anything, but I can eat mayonnaise by itself.

Mustard - yuck.

I freaking love mayonnaise.  I put it on any sandwich or hamburger I eat.

depends on what it is made with.
mayo with olive oil? eugh.
avocado oil, you out of your fking mind.
fat free? fuk you!
lite? i have to eat it on the toilet.
vegan shit? just kill yourself, it'll be less painful.
and miracle whip tastes disgusting.



there is something wrong with French's yellow mustard now. for the past like 4 years all bottles i have bought are just too vinegary. Heinz makes a yellow mustard that is pretty decent.

There's not much worse than mayo and peas.

I had a stepmom who forced me to eat peas once.  You know what I did?  I grabbed a great big glass of water and I popped those sumbitches like pills, one at a time, just to avoid releasing that nasty grittiness into my mouth.  It was worth it.

neither are gross and disgusting if not used in blobs and globs. A nice homemade mayonnaise (not DISGUSTING!! Miracle Whip) and a good grainy mustard or kinda hot dijon. Yellow mustard is disgusting.

Mayo is the abomination of condiments.

Mustard tastes better but mayonnaise is more useful/versatile.

Obviously mayo is grosser. It's objectively grosser. 

Mustard is natural. It's essentially mustard seed, turmeric and vinegar.

Mayo is made from a plethora of ingredients including eggs. There is no mayonnaise plant.  If you leave mayo out in the open, it'll go bad, and rot. Mustard is basically naturally non-perishable, and not because something has been added to it like they do processed foods, because it's basically a plant. Mayo is manufactured and bred and incepted in a Cyberdyne factory. Sometimes it crawls on its own. It has the texture of pig vomit. It's best to stay away from Mayo.

Mustard for me. I never liked it. Mayo is just okay.