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Post by damngumby on Apr 1, 2018 15:16:07 GMT
Most Star Wars movies have sucked.
The continued appeal of this muppet franchise is baffling.
A New Hope : George Lucas had one good idea and made one good movie. Then he went back and corrected that error with a bunch of pointless CGI. FU George Lucas, Han Solo shot first!
The Empire Strikes Back : Luke Skywalker is firmly established as a whiny bitch and Miss Piggy plays Yoda. Still, more good than bad ... but you can see Star Wars starting to come apart at the seams. ... Oh yeah, FU George Lucas for the added CGI.
Return of the Jedi : Muppets on parade and midgets in fur coats. Awful, Awful. The first truly cringe-worthy movie of the series.
The Prequels : The horror continues. A book could be written about how bad these movies are.
The Force Awakens : You had the chance to reboot the series. You kicked George Lucas to the curb. Good! ... and then you simply rehashed the original movie ... with a bigger Death Star and a smaller Darth Vader?! Really? WTF.
Rogue One : Ok, a Star Wars movie that doesn’t suck. Congratulations. Can you make this a trend?
The Last Jedi : OMG, no. No. NO! Did someone leave the backdoor open so George Lucas could sneak in and add the moronic outer space physics, Mary Poppins in space, Porgs, Crystal Critters, Luke Skywalker is still a whinny bitch, endless plot contrivances, the whole tracking through hyperspace sub-plot that served only to pad the almost non-existent main plot ... which can be summed up as, Run away! Run away!
When will Star Wars fans say enough! and abandon this utter train wreck of a franchise? A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a kernel of a compelling idea. It started to sprout, grow roots ... and then it got stomped. Dead. It’s time to bury it. The stink is overwhelming.
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Post by sdrew13163 on Apr 1, 2018 15:28:47 GMT
They all have their appeal. Even TLJ. It is, however, my least favorite Star Wars movie.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 1, 2018 17:40:40 GMT
Holy raccoon turd, Iron Man! Enter the next Marveltard. Hey cupcake, still sporting the King Kong name with a black person avatar? I recently amused myself at you getting kicked in the ass royally by Scabab & Co for failing (again) to do the simplest mathematics and admitting that the MCU timeline is totally messed up. Btw, MCU as we all know ripped off Star Wars big time, its best movie Winter Soldier is a weak and stakeless ripp-off of Star Wars (lol): Don't get sensitive nipples about it, turd blossom. ::
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Post by formersamhmd on Apr 1, 2018 18:50:02 GMT
Inspired Star Wars, at least the original comics (that you hate) did. You'd think you'd have learned your lesson last time with your childishness.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 1, 2018 18:55:53 GMT
Inspired Star Wars, at least the original comics (that you hate) did. You'd think you'd have learned your lesson last time with your childishness. I have facts you have nothing. If you want to pout you can escape to an unfindable island and suck some raccoon turd with Jake Skywalker.
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Post by kleinreturns on Apr 1, 2018 19:16:48 GMT
Interesting.
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Post by formersamhmd on Apr 1, 2018 22:26:14 GMT
Inspired Star Wars, at least the original comics (that you hate) did. You'd think you'd have learned your lesson last time with your childishness. I have facts you have nothing. If you want to pout you can escape to an unfindable island and suck some raccoon turd with Jake Skywalker. Calm down Francis, you're going to give yourself skin failure. And Star Wars wouldn't exist without Marvel.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Apr 1, 2018 23:06:50 GMT
I have facts you have nothing. If you want to pout you can escape to an unfindable island and suck some raccoon turd with Jake Skywalker. Calm down Francis, you're going to give yourself skin failure. And Star Wars wouldn't exist without Marvel. Yawn.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 2, 2018 6:59:34 GMT
I have facts you have nothing. If you want to pout you can escape to an unfindable island and suck some raccoon turd with Jake Skywalker. And Star Wars wouldn't exist without Marvel. lol at the nonsense you make up. There is a good argument that the kiddy-MCU would not exist without the SW phenomenon essentially creating the blockbuster-film franchise. Not to speak of where MCU stole the entire plot from SW like in winter soldier, considered to be the best mcu films (lol). But nobody ever claimed that SW owes to Marvel except mcu fanboys when faced that their franchise is owning to the superior SW one.
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Post by formersamhmd on Apr 2, 2018 11:35:14 GMT
Calm down Francis, you're going to give yourself skin failure. And Star Wars wouldn't exist without Marvel. lol at the nonsense you make up. There is a good argument that the kiddy mcu would not exist without the Sw phenomenon essentially creating the blockbuster film franchise. Nah, that goes more to Spielberg. And anyways, without Marvel there'd be no Star Wars. Backwards, as those plot elements came from comics before the Prequels. People who do their homework.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 2, 2018 11:51:20 GMT
lol at the nonsense you make up. There is a good argument that the kiddy mcu would not exist without the Sw phenomenon essentially creating the blockbuster film franchise. Backwards, as those plot elements came from comics before the Prequels. But I got nothing but BLAH, as always. I forgot, SW actually "owes" something to the Marvel poison: I do not think we would get Yo-Mamma jokefests in SW without the influence of MCU's infamous penis, turds and nipples dialogue. Maybe we get a Dance Off between Kylo and Rey in IX...? The Marvel crowd would cheer and clap like seals. Not to forget the shoddy world building and plot-holed timelines & messed up continuity. That is a delicious MCU speciality.
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Post by formersamhmd on Apr 2, 2018 11:58:22 GMT
Backwards, as those plot elements came from comics before the Prequels. But I got nothing but BLAH, as always. I forgot, SW actually "owes" something to the Marvel Everything, basically.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Apr 2, 2018 15:30:43 GMT
I forgot, SW actually "owes" something to the Marvel Everything, basically. Nah, it owes nothing and you're a troll. Feel free to fuck right off back to the MCU boards -- or you'll miss fingerpainting, milk and cookies, and naptime!!!1
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Post by damngumby on Apr 2, 2018 15:36:27 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Apr 2, 2018 15:40:47 GMT
So basically you're on the national sex offenders' registry and are tryna help him stay off it.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 2, 2018 15:56:07 GMT
guilty as charged, cupcake, but you MCU nerds don't know how real women are! They always seek the fresh and exiting new experience to keep them satisfied. They are not at all like the women in your comic books. But at least you can wash stains off them, unlike with your Marvel issues. So I would rather die than trade those two.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2018 16:01:44 GMT
Most Star Wars movies have sucked. The continued appeal of this muppet franchise is baffling. A New Hope : George Lucas had one good idea and made one good movie. Then he went back and corrected that error with a bunch of pointless CGI. FU George Lucas, Han Solo shot first! The Empire Strikes Back : Luke Skywalker is firmly established as a whiny bitch and Miss Piggy plays Yoda. Still, more good than bad ... but you can see Star Wars starting to come apart at the seams. ... Oh yeah, FU George Lucas for the added CGI. Return of the Jedi : Muppets on parade and midgets in fur coats. Awful, Awful. The first truly cringe-worthy movie of the series. The Prequels : The horror continues. A book could be written about how bad these movies are. The Force Awakens : You had the chance to reboot the series. You kicked George Lucas to the curb. Good! ... and then you simply rehashed the original movie ... with a bigger Death Star and a smaller Darth Vader?! Really? WTF. Rogue One : Ok, a Star Wars movie that doesn’t suck. Congratulations. Can you make this a trend? The Last Jedi : OMG, no. No. NO! Did someone leave the backdoor open so George Lucas could sneak in and add the moronic outer space physics, Mary Poppins in space, Porgs, Crystal Critters, Luke Skywalker is still a whinny bitch, endless plot contrivances, the whole tracking through hyperspace sub-plot that served only to pad the almost non-existent main plot ... which can be summed up as, Run away! Run away!When will Star Wars fans say enough! and abandon this utter train wreck of a franchise? A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a kernel of a compelling idea. It started to sprout, grow roots ... and then it got stomped. Dead. It’s time to bury it. The stink is overwhelming. Go fuck yourself with the Hulk's fist.
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Post by damngumby on Apr 2, 2018 17:00:45 GMT
But at least you can wash stains off them, unlike with your Marvel issues. So I would rather die than trade those two. Jeez, you Star Wars fanboys are awfully testy! Whatever "issues" Marvel might have must pale in comparison to Muppets in Space. Is that the reason for all this pent up anger?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Apr 2, 2018 17:11:39 GMT
Jeez, you Star Wars fanboys are awfully testy! Whatever "issues" Marvel might have must pale in comparison to Muppets in Space. Is that the reason for all this pent up anger? So basically you're a piss-poor troll and don't know how to properly use the "quote" function. Maybe take a time out to suck on a bottle and watch a McMarvel movie, little buddy. That might help?
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 2, 2018 17:24:15 GMT
Jeez, you Star Wars fanboys are awfully testy! Whatever "issues" Marvel might have must pale in comparison to Muppets in Space. Is that the reason for all this pent up anger? no reason to get sensitive nipples cupcake. Indeed, us SW fans we have critical intelligence and don't bleat "Meeeeeh, mooooar Maaaaarvel" whenever Disney milks us and compensates with a flying raccoon turd in our face.
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