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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2018 0:25:58 GMT
You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Sept 14, 2018 13:50:38 GMT
Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division. No, no, hold that, Operator? Get me the President's agent.
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Post by vegalyra on Sept 14, 2018 14:17:39 GMT
(I just had to reuse this one) I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2018 22:50:56 GMT
Don't touch that dial!
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 16, 2018 16:15:59 GMT
Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people in front of the television instead of picket lines. Well, you're not gonna get that with re-runs of Gilligan's Island.
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 18, 2018 23:00:43 GMT
It looks like this thread has reached its end, so I'll conclude with: "If you'd like to be a contestant on THE RUNNING MAN, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable! I'm Phil Hilton! Good night, and take care!"
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