|
Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 26, 2019 6:33:07 GMT
It's all right, boys. Just another freak. Let's split.
|
|
|
Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 26, 2019 6:40:24 GMT
How could I have gone from the "King of Rock & Roll" to this?
|
|
|
Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 26, 2019 7:11:20 GMT
I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti-writin', soul-suckin' son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friends' souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet! take my friends' souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!
|
|
|
Post by vegalyra on Aug 26, 2019 13:47:28 GMT
Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 26, 2019 16:46:22 GMT
He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 26, 2019 16:49:49 GMT
Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 26, 2019 16:54:42 GMT
I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
|
|
|
Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 27, 2019 7:58:06 GMT
And my friends....well they were suckin' me dry.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 27, 2019 13:36:34 GMT
The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional, she just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatenin', she didn't mind if I got bird's eye view of her love nest. It was the same to her as a house cat sneakin' a peek.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 27, 2019 13:43:33 GMT
Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 27, 2019 13:47:23 GMT
That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.
|
|
maxwellperfect
Junior Member
@maxwellperfect
Posts: 3,966
Likes: 1,683
|
Post by maxwellperfect on Aug 28, 2019 2:13:02 GMT
That is one big bitch cockroach.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 28, 2019 2:38:24 GMT
That's it? I mean, we're investigating a scuttling in the hall, trying to figure out who attacked you last night, and you bring me here to look at stick pictures on the shit house wall, man?
|
|
|
Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 28, 2019 3:34:58 GMT
Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.
|
|
|
Post by alpha128 on Aug 28, 2019 3:42:05 GMT
I was goin' down for the last count. And I knew it.
|
|
|
Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 28, 2019 3:46:59 GMT
Come and get it, you undead sack of shit.
|
|
|
Post by anthonyrocks on Aug 28, 2019 5:24:18 GMT
It's all right, boys. Just another freak. Let's split. LOL!
|
|