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Post by Catman on Jun 2, 2020 16:13:48 GMT
There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge."  Babe |
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Post by Catman on Jun 2, 2020 16:44:24 GMT
That'll do, pig. That'll do.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jun 2, 2020 20:35:30 GMT
Well, the cow's here to be milked, the dogs are here to help the Boss's husband with the sheep, and I'm here to be beautiful and affectionate to the Boss.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jun 2, 2020 20:39:13 GMT
We don't ask sheep, dear; we tell them what to do.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jun 2, 2020 20:44:17 GMT
The only way you'll find happiness is to accept that the way things are is the way things are.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 2, 2020 22:56:47 GMT
You got teeth in that floppy mouth of yours or just gums?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 2, 2020 23:01:46 GMT
I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh. the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 2, 2020 23:08:28 GMT
Move along there, ya... ya... big buttheads!  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jun 2, 2020 23:25:49 GMT
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Post by Catman on Jun 3, 2020 22:11:47 GMT
If I had words to make a day for you I'd sing you a morning golden and new I would make this day last for all time Give you a night deep in moonshine  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 4, 2020 2:44:00 GMT
I'm sorry I bit you. Are you all right?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 4, 2020 2:50:12 GMT
Oh, do forgive me for scratching you, dear. I got a bit carried away.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 4, 2020 2:58:58 GMT
You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'm not sure if you realise how much the other animals are laughing at you for this sheepdog business.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 6, 2020 4:47:40 GMT
You see, ladies? A heart of gold.  |
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REALLY LOL ! 
