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Post by Catman on Jun 14, 2020 13:35:39 GMT
Pardner, there comes a time when the party of the first part has no recourse but to knock some sense into the party of the second part! You're stayin'!  Paint Your Wagon |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 14:20:13 GMT
Pardner, it's been my experience that there ain't nothin' more ruthless and treacherous than a genuine good woman.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 14:25:17 GMT
Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money. Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it. 
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Post by Catman on Jun 14, 2020 16:44:34 GMT
Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?  |
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Post by Catman on Jun 14, 2020 16:50:46 GMT
Quiet! Brigham Young has twenty seven wives and he hasn't had half the trouble with them that I've had with the two of you!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 17:01:55 GMT
There's two kinds of people, them goin' somewhere and them goin' nowhere. And that's what's true.  |
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Post by Catman on Jun 14, 2020 17:06:04 GMT
I know you don't approve, Pop, but believe me, until you've had a good cigar and a shot of whiskey, you're missing the second and third best things in life.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 17:23:55 GMT
This isn't a martyred look, Sarah. This look is puuuure - hatred.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 14, 2020 19:27:40 GMT
You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumson.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 14, 2020 19:30:51 GMT
Parson: Ye godless jaspers! Who are ya? Freemasons? Rosicrucians? Heathen emissaries from the depths of Babylon? Boozers! Gluttons! Gamblers! Fornicators!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 21:11:01 GMT
Ben: You was down at the rapids just now, bare beam and buck naked? Elizabeth: Well, I'm not like to take a bath with my clothes on, Mr. Rumson. 
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 14, 2020 21:15:34 GMT
Dearly beloved. We have gathered together to grant this man, Ben Rumson, exclusive title to this woman, Mrs. Elizabeth Woodling, and to all her mineral resources. I have drawn up this Record of Claim which here and henceforth will be recognized as a certificate of marriage.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 15, 2020 1:59:20 GMT
What's a fornicator?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2020 2:05:40 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 15, 2020 2:16:28 GMT
You're diggin' a hole. Hey, you don't miss a trick, do yah?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 15, 2020 2:44:33 GMT
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Post by kolchak92 on Aug 6, 2021 15:14:03 GMT
 Grace, I give you the boy. Give me back the man. |
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"Gotta dream boy. Gotta song. Paint your starship. And come along." 
