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Post by Catman on Sept 14, 2020 13:59:37 GMT
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!  BananasFor those curious: Zilm'kach is a Klingon fruit. |
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Post by Catman on Sept 14, 2020 14:13:16 GMT
Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 14, 2020 14:23:36 GMT
You have a chance to die for freedom. Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 14, 2020 18:13:15 GMT
I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but *not* when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Sept 14, 2020 19:06:27 GMT
 I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2020 23:35:34 GMT
Twenty-one? Who has Twenty-one?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2020 23:46:48 GMT
I'll have the grapefruit sections, two poached eggs, cinnamon toast and regular coffee. Perfect.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2020 23:56:57 GMT
I cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 16, 2020 3:37:19 GMT
And now, as is our annual custom, each citizen of San Marcos will come up here and present his Excellency with his weight in horse manure.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 16, 2020 3:49:35 GMT
You are accused of killing over a thousand people in your term of office... of torturing hundreds of women and children. How do you plead? Guilty... with an explanation.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 15:07:20 GMT
You're immature, Fielding.  How am I immature?  Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually.  Yeah, but what other ways?  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 15:21:09 GMT
Blood! That should be on the inside!  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 15:31:22 GMT
Rebels are we, Born to be free, Just like the fish in the sea!  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 15:38:42 GMT
Can... can you, like, define the meaning of love?  What do you... define... it's love! I love you! I... I want you in a way of cherishing your... your... your totality and your otherness, and... and in the sense of a presence, and a being, and a whole coming and a going in a room with grapefruit, and... and love of a thing of nature in a sense of not wanting or being jealous of the thing that a person possesses.  Do you have any gum? |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 17:21:00 GMT
Good evening. I'm Roger Grimsby with the news at six. Today's top stories: The United States government brings charges against Fielding Mellish as a subversive impostor, New York garbage men are striking for a better class of garbage, and the National Rifle Association declares death a good thing.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 18, 2020 17:38:34 GMT
I'm willing to... No, that's perfectly OK. I love leprosy! If that's what you're asking me... I'm perfectly willing to... I like leprosy, I like cholera. I like all the major skin diseases.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 19, 2020 6:19:13 GMT
Horse manure? I thought they were diamonds.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Sept 21, 2020 2:55:00 GMT
May I ask... what do you do?  |
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