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Post by maya55555 on Oct 9, 2020 2:00:11 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 2:23:30 GMT
The doomsday machine. The doomsday machine? What is that?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 2:38:41 GMT
Well, a Kraut by any other name, uh Stainesey?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 2:41:15 GMT
Did they torture you?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 2:42:14 GMT
Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 2:46:45 GMT
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 2:49:51 GMT
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Oct 9, 2020 2:50:16 GMT
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Oct 9, 2020 2:54:01 GMT
Try one of these Jamaican cigars, Ambassador. They're pretty good.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 3:00:36 GMT
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.  |
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Post by twothousandonemark on Oct 9, 2020 4:02:28 GMT
Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Oct 9, 2020 5:55:40 GMT
 For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say. |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 12:20:19 GMT
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 12:26:40 GMT
Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 16:09:29 GMT
I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything, he'll... he'll see the Big Board!  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 16:18:28 GMT
The base is being put on Condition Red. I want this flashed to all sections immediately.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 16:22:53 GMT
There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 18:23:33 GMT
If you try any preversions in there I'll blow your head off.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 9, 2020 18:26:38 GMT
Looks like it's pretty hairy.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 9, 2020 22:51:12 GMT
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"We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day." 