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Post by Jonesy1 on Oct 25, 2020 12:10:35 GMT
"What are your qualifications?" "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"  Beetlejuice - www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/characters/nm0000474 |
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Post by Jonesy1 on Oct 25, 2020 12:19:44 GMT
Nice fuckin' model!  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 25, 2020 16:35:59 GMT
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 16:39:21 GMT
If you act now, you get a free demon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat that, can you?  |
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 16:44:19 GMT
Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual". I myself am strange and unusual.  |
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 16:50:49 GMT
Attention K-Mart shoppers.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 16:52:23 GMT
Messenger: How do I look? There are no mirrors on this side. Adam: Fine, you look fine. Messenger: Thanks, I've been feeling a little flat. 
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 16:53:42 GMT
Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore.  |
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 16:58:17 GMT
And you, do you, Lydia, take this man...?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 25, 2020 16:59:12 GMT
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 17:00:53 GMT
I am *utterly* alone.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 17:05:54 GMT
Come on, we're simpatico. Look at us. We even shop at the same store.  |
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 17:07:30 GMT
Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.  |
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Post by Catman on Oct 25, 2020 17:14:47 GMT
This is my art, and it is dangerous!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 17:16:09 GMT
We've come for your daughter, Chuck.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 25, 2020 17:21:09 GMT
Go ahead, make my millennium.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 17:21:56 GMT
You two have really screwed up. I received word you allowed yourselves to be photographed.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 25, 2020 17:32:06 GMT
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 25, 2020 17:36:05 GMT
Ooh la la. What do we got here? The Maitlands, uh? Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too.  |
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Post by kolchak92 on Oct 25, 2020 17:42:41 GMT
I'm surprised Beetlejuice hasn't been done until now.
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Work all night on a drink of rum! 
