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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 20, 2020 15:46:28 GMT
Hey Picard. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 20, 2020 15:53:09 GMT
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:04:49 GMT
What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.  |
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Post by Catman on Dec 20, 2020 16:20:57 GMT
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:23:02 GMT
Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.  |
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Post by Catman on Dec 20, 2020 16:25:33 GMT
It's a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  |
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Post by Catman on Dec 20, 2020 16:34:09 GMT
Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.  |
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Post by Catman on Dec 20, 2020 16:40:10 GMT
Aren't you having any breakfast?  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:46:11 GMT
Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things.  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:51:07 GMT
Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet...  |
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Post by Catman on Dec 20, 2020 16:51:23 GMT
Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:53:47 GMT
You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:56:24 GMT
Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.  |
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Post by movielover on Dec 20, 2020 16:59:50 GMT
Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 20, 2020 18:30:41 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 20, 2020 18:47:05 GMT
Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if stores were less hooter--Hotter than they are.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 20, 2020 19:30:50 GMT
He thinks maybe next year... he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman.  |
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Post by James on Dec 29, 2020 20:56:54 GMT
Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.  |
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 23, 2021 0:05:21 GMT
WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 23, 2021 0:09:08 GMT
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
 
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