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Post by kolchak92 on Mar 29, 2021 22:48:23 GMT
You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.
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Post by movielover on Mar 29, 2021 22:53:56 GMT
You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
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Post by movielover on Mar 29, 2021 23:10:50 GMT
Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio.
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Post by movielover on Mar 29, 2021 23:15:08 GMT
From a Marine in Da Nang: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 29, 2021 23:58:01 GMT
Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarized zone. EDIT: This is a quote thread for Good Morning, Vietnam (1987).
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 30, 2021 0:07:40 GMT
Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now.
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 30, 2021 0:19:31 GMT
(Vulcan is) damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Mar 31, 2021 2:19:56 GMT
Mr Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary, but I think I'd rather delve into a more personal question for the men in the field. How would you describe your testicles? That they're soft and they're very shallow and they serve no purpose. How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat? It is unexciting sometimes.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Mar 31, 2021 2:28:06 GMT
SPOCK: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 31, 2021 3:04:17 GMT
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
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Post by maya55555 on Apr 4, 2021 4:46:32 GMT
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?
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