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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 0:37:44 GMT
Quotes from: "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" (1988)en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daffy_Duck%27s_Quackbusters...And -- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst... That 22-ton terror of Tokyo Town... That towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk... Of course, I'm talking about --
Throw a spot on him, would you, fellas?Smogzilla! So, Smog Baby, leveled any major cities lately?
You know, folks, Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor... Except that when he pounds the pavement, It registers a 10 on the Richter scale!
Aww... What's the matter? The public not buying those cheap special effects... (Rubber Suits) ... anymore? |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 0:47:08 GMT
Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer!It's Shocking!
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 1:13:45 GMT
What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2021 1:20:48 GMT
Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2021 1:26:19 GMT
Well what do ya know! He melted. He really was a snowman!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2021 1:32:24 GMT
It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 1:50:30 GMT
Where is that stupid rabbit? He was supposed to be here an hour ago...
...Thinks he's such a big star...
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 2:47:01 GMT
Oh, and one more thing... Anyone that works with me, should never get me riled.Oh, and why not? Because I'm a split personality. That's why not... I'm two people in one. A schizophreniac...
...When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle and loving...
...But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look out... I turn into a hideous monster...
...Get the idea, buster?
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 3:18:42 GMT
What's that? You say the Loch Ness monster...
...is living in your Jacuzzi?
Well, call Roto-Rooter!
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2021 3:22:30 GMT
Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2021 3:26:39 GMT
Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes!  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 3:32:14 GMT
What the?... Now, how did he get in here?
How many times do I have to tell you? No pets in the office!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 16, 2021 4:23:57 GMT
I am a vampire.  Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 4:25:11 GMT
Oh, I get it. Monsters In The Microwave, Bats in the blender, that sort of thing.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 16, 2021 4:33:36 GMT
Golly, what big mosquitos they do have around here.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 4:39:03 GMT
Here it is...
...The Real McCoy.
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 4:50:09 GMT
Boldly Go Where No Pig Has Gone Before.
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 5:12:58 GMT
Crimenetlies, It's Cold...
...Good thing I packed my winter wardrobe.
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 5:32:14 GMT
I ain't no bunny rabbit!
Not a bunny rabbit George?... Then how come you have long Ears?
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 16, 2021 6:12:37 GMT
BUGS BUNNY is living a life of luxury in Palm Springs: |
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