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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 15:33:25 GMT
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?  Practically everybody in town, from what I hear.   Porky's (1981) |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 15:38:52 GMT
It's too big. Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 15:58:52 GMT
Wanna take a peek at my boobs? Yeah! Yeah!  Two. Yeah, let's see 'em both.  She means it'll cost you two bucks to see 'em, stupid.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 16:08:38 GMT
Uh, barkeep, I'd like to speak with Porky. Porky's busy. Yeah, well he ain't too busy for what I want. I want to pay for some pussy.  |
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Post by movielover on Nov 20, 2021 16:14:03 GMT
Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."  |
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Post by movielover on Nov 20, 2021 16:21:37 GMT
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Post by movielover on Nov 20, 2021 16:35:37 GMT
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Post by movielover on Nov 20, 2021 16:44:30 GMT
You know, I really wish you hadn't said that, because you don't know how humiliating it is to have anyone even know you're my pa.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 19:19:01 GMT
There's five of you, right? That's a lot of horny dicks. I'll let you have two girls for an hour, or three or a half-hour.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 19:28:58 GMT
You get your candy-asses back over to Seward County and you keep 'em there. This here's a "man's" county. Go on, get the fuck out.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 20, 2021 20:04:42 GMT
When you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lotta shit. I don't like to take shit.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 20, 2021 21:54:09 GMT
Oh, my God. The boy's deformed!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 20, 2021 22:01:45 GMT
Don't tell him your name is Schwartz. Those guys are prejudiced out there.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 21, 2021 3:57:52 GMT
Save your energy, needle dick. You're gonna need it.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 21, 2021 4:02:35 GMT
We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 21, 2021 4:43:57 GMT
Please, please can we call it a "stalactite"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 21, 2021 19:48:42 GMT
GODDAMN IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD ASS!  |
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