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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2022 16:44:17 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2022 16:51:45 GMT
This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless.   This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2022 16:58:59 GMT
Now take him to be tortured!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2022 19:35:19 GMT
What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2022 19:41:19 GMT
Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.   |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 3, 2022 22:36:28 GMT
Loo: And who are they? Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars. Loo: Shanghaied? Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.  Prisoner #1: Where are we? Prisoner #2: I don't care!  Loo: And these? Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink. Prisoner #3: I don't know where I am!  Prisoner #4: Yeah, and I don't drink.  Dr. Klahn: Guards! Do you care? Prisoner #5: No.  Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink. Guard: What do you drink? Prisoner #5: I don't care. 
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 3, 2022 22:50:53 GMT
It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature The Astrological Report. A quick reminder: these reports are not intended to foster a belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 3, 2022 23:03:53 GMT
And if you're a Gemini like me, you can expect the unexpected.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 4, 2022 1:15:21 GMT
What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation. Now once again, this time with feewing.  Better.   |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 4, 2022 2:03:26 GMT
You are aware that the movie is projected in Feel-a-Rama?   |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 4, 2022 2:20:51 GMT
I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 4, 2022 17:05:04 GMT
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.   |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 4, 2022 23:10:36 GMT
Dr. Klahn: You have my gratitude. Ming Chow: You are a man of extraordinary magnitude. 
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 4, 2022 23:23:48 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 4, 2022 23:54:49 GMT
If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS by the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 5, 2022 23:19:16 GMT
Guard #2, if I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up in the morning?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 5, 2022 23:44:09 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 14, 2022 4:47:42 GMT
Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!  Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Please welcome, Enormous Genitals!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 29, 2022 16:07:44 GMT
CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?  |
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Post by Vegas on Dec 12, 2022 3:22:11 GMT
"Show me your nuts"
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