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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 4, 2020 4:24:37 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 10, 2020 20:45:46 GMT
Total Halloween - Michael Myers gets his ass to Haddonfield. He discovers his memory was erased by Dr. Loomis. Myers has no memory of his serial killing ways but Laurie, a psychic mutant, helps him remember.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 11, 2020 0:26:45 GMT
Beautiful Kate (2009) + The Shape of Water (2017) = The Beautiful Kate of Water. At a top secret research facility in the 1960s, a lonely amphibian man (Doug Jones) starts having memories of his beautiful twin sister, Kate (Sophie Lowe), and himself when they were younger. These memories awaken long-buried secrets of brother/sister fish sex from the family's past.
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Post by ghostintheshell on Jul 11, 2020 5:10:30 GMT
Beautiful Kate (2009) + The Shape of Water (2017) = The Beautiful Kate of Water. At a top secret research facility in the 1960s, a lonely amphibian man (Doug Jones) starts having memories of his beautiful twin sister, Kate (Sophie Lowe), and himself when they were younger. These memories awaken long-buried secrets of brother/sister fish sex from the family's past. Don't give them ideas lol. What if someone makes a movie out of this plot!
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jul 11, 2020 6:36:18 GMT
The Silence of the Twins
An Austrian bodybuilder finds out he has a secret twin brother: a psychotic serial killer who is murdering chubby women to make a bodysuit of their skin. Now through whacky hijinks, these two polar opposites will realize the importance of family.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 14, 2020 5:02:03 GMT
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: With a Vengeance The gayest action movie ever. John McClane tries to suppress his true feelings while battling Freddy Krueger. When Al Powell agrees to watch John sleep, it ends horribly at the police Christmas party.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Aug 5, 2020 0:13:47 GMT
The Incredible Hulk (2008) + The King’s Speech (2010) = The Incredible Hulking’s Speech. After surviving a deadly gamma radiation accident, scientist Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) turns into a massive green monster known as the Hulk...but he has a speech impediment. Banner travels the world in search for a cure to his dreaded stammer, but running out of time and options, he engages the help of an unorthodox speech therapist - his old flame, Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) - to be able to communicate effectively.
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Post by Marv on Aug 5, 2020 4:11:27 GMT
A Foot Too Loose....The Allied Forces in World War 2 plan a large scale assault behind enemy lines to teach the German youth that dancing is a lot of fun.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Sept 8, 2020 11:15:33 GMT
The Joker Eight -
Eight clowns are stuck in a cabin due to a really bad storm.
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Post by gw on Sept 27, 2020 2:30:11 GMT
North of The Gold Rush
An abstracted dream of a gold miner where he undergoes severe hunger and barely avoids falling in a cabin off the side of the cliff in a storm of blue and red shapes.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Sept 27, 2020 17:41:58 GMT
There's a Girl in My Cuckoo's Nest
There's a Girl in My Soup (1970) + One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
A man pursues a younger woman in swingin' London, only to be sent to a home for the mentally disabled, where he battles a determined head nurse.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 24, 2020 0:30:16 GMT
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Hellraiser
“Jawas wept.”
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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 15, 2021 4:16:50 GMT
Smokey and the Enemy at the Gates - Gotta bring 400 cases of Coors back across enemy lines to Stalingrad within 28 hours. Jackie Gleason plays Hauptsturmführer Buford T. Justice.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on May 15, 2021 6:48:24 GMT
The Avengers Christmas Chronicles
On Christmas Eve, Iron Man and co. team up with Santa after the evil Loki steals his sleigh in order to use it to open a portal to another dimension and permit murderous alien invaders to launch an attack on Earth. A final showdown in New York ends in victory for the Avengers, but time is running out. If they don't help Santa deliver all his gifts by dawn, Christmas will be ruined and their triumph over Loki and his alien allies will all be for naught.
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Post by Xcalatë on May 15, 2021 9:37:30 GMT
Together Together on Poker Night:
A 40 year old loner who happens to be a rookie cop is in the process of getting to know (and falling in love with) the surrogate he is paying to have his baby but then gets kidnapped by a sadistic serial killer and must find a way to escape before he gets gutted.
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Post by Hurdy Gurdy Man on May 15, 2021 12:02:28 GMT
I will take a shot for the first time:
Gentleman's Agreement (1947) / Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)
A New York-based liberal magazine journalist decides to pose as a Jew himself to experience first-hand the anti-semitism practised in the Deep South. His initial experiences in the small hick town in rural Florida shake him to the core. As if this is not enough, one night he witnesses in a swamp a poacher being attacked and killed by what looks like a mutated giant leech. He alerts the sheriff but is met with disbelief and derision. More disappearances follow in the next few days. As all the missing are Gentiles, the sheriff is quick to point fingers at the local Jew community. Now the journalist has to save his (as he still hasn't revealed that he is a Gentile) name and the Jews by scouring the swampland and blowing up the monsters with dynamite. In the end, after destroying the monsters, he reveals his secret and writes a series of articles that expose the locals' hatred towards the Jews.
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Post by Marv on May 15, 2021 12:06:59 GMT
Jason: The Most Dangerous Game....Jason Voorhies body jumps across the US trying to get back to Crystal Lake, until he finds himself on an island where he is being hunted by a big game Hunter looking for the most challenging prey.
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Post by vegalyra on May 15, 2021 15:07:25 GMT
The Thin Red Scarface (The Thin Red Line, 1998; Scarface, 1932)
After making his way to the top of the Chicago underworld, Tony Camonte is distraught when the Volstead Act is voided via the Twenty First Amendment, loses his ambition and retires to a remote farm in the North Carolina Appalachians. Flash forward a decade, and Camonte, finding no other way to make money after he gives up on farming, enlists in the Army and finds himself killing again, this time the Japanese. Inspired by the massacres and the adrenaline of fighting in the hills of Guadalcanal, Camonte runs stolen liquor throughout the front and back areas, getting most of the native population addicted to alcohol. He ponders his life throughout and looks up into the trees at the sun while quoting poetry.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on May 15, 2021 18:21:07 GMT
Rogue Mummy
The Rebel Alliance recruit Brenden Fraser to help them steal the plans for resurrecting mummies.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jun 3, 2021 19:39:45 GMT
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Gotham -
A full roster of super villains compete to find a fortune buried under a large "W" in the city. Meanwhile, Commissioner Gordon has them under surveillance so he can instead grab the loot.
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