Man, you better not join this university .....

We need one where only drunkards are eligible. Preference will be given to those who eat beef fry regularly.

I might get into a college at some remote location in India soon. Seems like the Govt wants to shower loser wannabe academicians like me with some World Bank money.

www.npiu.nic.in/PDF/News/Advt.pdf

There is a college in the Andamans too. I wonder how fast the net is there.