Burger vs. Cheeseburger (with or without bacon)?...

Okay... I really just happened to be in the neighborhood of times square and I found two patsyria places. one, which came up on my google maps ap on my phone was some sort of sit-down place with no take out. I was not able to sit and eat an entire pie so that was out but the place seemed nice. this place was on w 48th street in the middle of the block past 8th avenue -- not on broadway.

the other one was a little hole in the wall and was right next to that hotel @movie mentioned so I think this was what he meant. it was a very small place and I couldn't help but notice the rating B, which they did not contest apparently. so I go in and see about ordering a plain slice. I go and judging by the CRUST/EDGE, it seems to look good. so he throws a plain 3simoleon slice in the regular pizza oven and goes about his business... takes it out a couple of minutes later and I pay for it and leave. it was a really small place and you barely had room to turn around.

from bite 1 I was in hell. literal hell. even the cheese on the kosher pizza I had tasted better than this stodge. the sauce was not sauce but just red bits. I was unable to even finish a quarter of the slice.


I really apologize to SciFive because if I had to spend the rest of my life eating either kosher pizza or patsyria hole in the wall rating b pizza, I would go with kosher pizza hands down.