Why don't NFL teams just hire Usain Bolt...

That's quite funny actually.  Although obviously stupid.  Funnily enough the beginning bit actually reminds me of the first time I saw an advertising campaign for NFL in the late 80s, man was I hyped for that, stayed up till late, but boy was I disappointed after the first 10 or 20 minutes when NOTHING was happening, like literally nothing, the clock barely even moved!  Turned it straight off and went to bed.