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Post by Salzmank on Dec 13, 2017 19:51:33 GMT
I think you’re on to something here, Ackbar. After all, we know they’re one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever. And did Jesus make some good comic book movies? Did he ever plan an elaborate cinematic universe? I think not.  Precisely! And was Jesus part of a shared universe? No! He could've connected himself to Buddha, Vishnu and Ahura Mazda the Zoroastrian God of Light, but he didn't! Imagine what the team up doctrine could've been! Well, no, first: we can have some Phase I movies in which Jesus (superpower: bringing the dead back to life) is allied with that crime-fighting trio, THE HOLY TRINITY [!], made up of The Father (superpower: able to create anything he wills) and The Holy Spirit (superpower: causing glossolalia, flying in the form of a dove, dispensing the hard-hitting “gifts of the Spirit”). Then, in Phase II, we bring in Muhammad, Bahá’u’lláh, and Moses (after having set them up in previous movies), with Confucius and Lao-Tze for moral support. We’ll call them all “the God Squad,” and they’ll work to defeat the Devil, played by Tom Hiddleston. Am I having too much fun with this? |
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