Post by Salzmank on Dec 14, 2017 20:57:44 GMT
The Book of Ackbar
In the beginning, Spooky Ghost Ackbar said, The heavens and the earth! and created the heavens and the earth, and all the things on the earth, including man. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the second day, Spooky Ghost Ackbar said, Shared universe! and created Hollywood and the studios, and gave unto mankind the idea of the shared universe. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the third day, the studio executives said, Let there be franchises! and there were, and Spooky Ghost Ackbar, seeing that it was good, rested from his labours. And he blessed the shared-universe franchise and sanctified it, such that many years later internet commenters will say that it was the greatest cinematic achievement ever.
“Verbum Phantasmae.”
“Ackbar gratias.”
In the beginning, Spooky Ghost Ackbar said, The heavens and the earth! and created the heavens and the earth, and all the things on the earth, including man. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the second day, Spooky Ghost Ackbar said, Shared universe! and created Hollywood and the studios, and gave unto mankind the idea of the shared universe. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the third day, the studio executives said, Let there be franchises! and there were, and Spooky Ghost Ackbar, seeing that it was good, rested from his labours. And he blessed the shared-universe franchise and sanctified it, such that many years later internet commenters will say that it was the greatest cinematic achievement ever.
“Verbum Phantasmae.”
“Ackbar gratias.”