Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 14, 2017 23:10:09 GMT
In the beginning, the Ghost of Christmas Ackbar said, The heavens and the earth! and created the heavens and the earth, and all the things on the earth, including man. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the second day, the Ghost of Christmas Ackbar said, Shared universe! and created Hollywood and the studios, and gave unto mankind the idea of the shared universe. And he saw that it was good, and rested. On the third day, the studio executives said, Let there be franchises! and there were, and the Ghost of Christmas Ackbar, seeing that it was good, rested from his labors. And he blessed the shared-universe franchise and sanctified it, such that many years later internet commenters will say that it was the greatest cinematic achievement ever.
“Verbum Phantasmae.”
“Ackbar gratias.”
