Post by mikef6 on Dec 23, 2017 2:04:20 GMT
A trio of favorite quotes:
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.