If I were to become an atheist...

What I learned from working for theists:

Satan can cause you to crash. Nothing to do with being a bad driver.

If you have a paid employee who is being pushy and bossy, but is quite manipulative of others, it's not enough to be an excuse to get rid of them, that person is clearly channelling witchcraft.

Atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, New Age types, those are all minions of Satan.

The military is absolutely 100% right about what it does. Completely. If of course, it is the military of our own nation, and not evil Satanic Armed Forces of usually Muslim types.

President Trump is God's Chosen One. Any Dems are Satanic lying types.



Seems to be a theist, I have to be a fucking crazy looney tune.
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