SUPERBOWL 52- New England Patriots vs. Philadelphia Eagles ?

Another reason to hate the Patriots?  They're making me root for the fucking eagles. 
Another reason to hate the Eagles?  There's NO WAY AT ALL THEY WILL BEAT the fucking patriots. PIN THIS NOW if you want but it's not possible for the eagles to win. Bet it and book it and go ahead and spend the money.  By the 5 minute mark of the 3rd quarter we will all be playing poker or playing drinking games or wondering if that cute chick that came to the party with our friend meant to flash her panties and can we get her number without our friend or significant other seeing us.  WHY?  Because the Patriots will be too far ahead and Foles will long since have crashed back to Earth like the cheese whiz eating back up he is.