Post by Waxer-n-boil on Jan 31, 2018 1:02:52 GMT

LOL, Maybe JJ Abrams, Chris Terrio, or somebody else should ask him about it if they ever get the opportunity.
It just sounds like something that belongs in the Power Rangers TV show. Or even the Power Puff Girls.
So instead of Anakin becoming the robotic black suit Vader he just sticks his head in the path of ObiWan's lightsaber chop. He's decapitated. He becomes a Force ghost. Then he comes back to life and avoids having to wear the suit.
Instead of Yoda going into hiding on Dagobah he let's Sidious kill him. He comes back as a Force ghost. Then he comes back as physical Yoda over and over again until he finally succeeds at killing Sidious. No need for the "New Hope". No need for Luke Skywalker. The first movie of the OT is retconned to be about Yoda attempts to assassinate the Emperor, dying and coming back until he finally succeeds. The OT is one movie. SW is over.
All of those Jedi who were killed by Palpatine's plot and manipulations, culminating with Order 66. He spent half his life setting it up... guess what? It means nothing. They become Force ghosts and come back to life.
After Vader killed Ben Kenobi in ANH, guess what? After becoming a Force ghost he brings himself back to life and materializes in Emperor Palpatine's chambers when he is sleeping. He kills Palpatine. The Empire falls. Stay on the farm, Luke! SW is over.
Ugh! This is the kind of stuff Disney does with SW because on a very initial and superficial level it sounds cool. Just don't ask whether it makes sense in the SW universe. Just turn your brain off and go "WOW!!!". Let's stop going halfway with this. In episode IX let's get rid of spaceships and have Rey fly through space on a winged Force unicorn. Let's have her shoot Force missiles out of her fingers that destroy Star Destroyers. Let's get rid of lightsabers and have Kylo battle Rey by shooting lasers out his eyes while Rey returns fire by hurling Force rainbows back at him.
It's already become a mockery of it's original substance anyway.

