Why are black people Christians?

I'm not.  I'm not interested in hurting anyone's feelings.  Including yours, even though you've insinuated numerous times that I am an idiot, douche, etc.

I'm only teasing.  And I only said it because the night school thing was something someone else was getting teased about, because I joked about the idea with Goz after she had a confrontation with the aforementioned poster and because of the brutal tongue lashing she gave me earlier on your behalf (where she backed your extensive knowledge and faith).