IT'S STAR WARS WEEK.

May 2, 2018 3:10:44 GMT Salzmank said:

It is? Maybe I should make this week the first time I actually break down and watch a Star Wars movie… Yes, I know, I know!

 this is astonishingly weird, you have watched Marvel's raccon turd movies but have never seen Star Wars?

But OK, I was a latecomer too because I am a Star Trek snob, but was wrong. Warning: I watched I-III (Prequels) first. This is the wrong order because it will kill the the Original Trilogy, especially the first '77 film which will look like a cheap, old kiddy film after the dystopian moral drama of Revenge of the Sith and lack the best characters like Palpatine. Thus:

Step 1: Watch the Old Trilogy IV-VI first at all costs; its a simple fairy tale about a zero becoming a tragic hero.

Step 2: Then watch the Prequels - this is about the sytematic corruption and destruction of democracy and the rise of the Empire.

Step 3: Then NEVER EVER watch the Sequels - these are garbage about nothing but rehashing everything.

Then buy a X-Wing, light saber etc for your man cave. May the Force be with you.