I hereby challenge King Kong Brady to a dance off!

I thought you didn't like it when I set the dial to deal with pretend tough-guys? 

How about Faint-of-heart? That's a nice easy setting, slightly condescending when applicable. Almost friendly.

Of course, it requires reciprocal action on your part. You think you can maintain such a degree of civility? If you stray, it's back to both barrels.