Well ... I tried. A leopard can’t change it’s stripes!
Yes, leopards don’t have stripes. Now just watch, some self-important numb-nut is going to fly in and show their intellectual prowess by making this kindergarten level declaration. I wonder who it will be?
You used "it's" incorrectly, dumbass.
“I have no enemies. But my friends don't like me.” Philip Larkin