Your Funeral: What Sports Memorabilia Is Going in Your Casket/Coffin

Your Funeral: What Sports Memorabilia Is Going in Your Casket/Coffin Jun 24, 2018 18:55:03 GMT Xeliou66 likes this

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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jun 24, 2018 18:55:03 GMT

Jun 24, 2018 18:18:59 GMT @screamingtreefrogs said:

Jun 24, 2018 18:13:03 GMT TheGoodMan19 said:

Cremated. Told my wife id she spends one more penny on my death than is necessary I'll come back as a ghost and cockblock her with her new men. The funeral business is a disgusting scam. Flowers, casket, plot, visitations, fuck that. Come and see me now and bring flowers if it floats your boat. Why bother coming to see me after I'm dead? I'd be fine if she threw me away with the garbage on Wednesday if she could get away with it.

don't you want a Jim Kelly or Wade Boggs jersey burned with you?

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No. I own neither so someone would have to buy one.

You don't understand how much I hate the concept of funerals. You're gone, just leaving an empty container. It's like spending a ton of money on the empty wine bottle that you just enjoyed drinking Well, in my case, a bottle of Jack.

And, before you ask, I don't want to be cremated with a bottle of Jack Daniels.