Post by Salzmank on Jul 19, 2018 21:07:37 GMT
Inspired by my seeing the latest Dan Brown thriller at a stand at the train station, here’s a Dan Brown game!
Rules:
1. Invent the wildest, wackiest, most ludicrous conspiracy theory you can find. Importantly, don’t adapt a previously-expressed crazy theory; please make one up on your own. That will prove that you already possess more creativity than Dan Brown.
2. Research details about your crazy theory. For example, if your theory involved, say, Napoleon being 3/4 equine, then research Napoleon and horses.
3. Write a passage from a hypothetical Dan Brown novel about your nutso theory. Must include Robert Langdon, a heroine who never does anything heroic but only hangs breathlessly on Langdon’s every word, and a wise old professor type who at first sounds like a kook but, of course, really is a kook.
4. Take some real-life information from Step 2 and pepper your passage with it! Make it sound as convincing as possible!
5 [optional]. Sell the idea to the real-life Dan Brown and make millions from it!
Rules:
1. Invent the wildest, wackiest, most ludicrous conspiracy theory you can find. Importantly, don’t adapt a previously-expressed crazy theory; please make one up on your own. That will prove that you already possess more creativity than Dan Brown.
2. Research details about your crazy theory. For example, if your theory involved, say, Napoleon being 3/4 equine, then research Napoleon and horses.
3. Write a passage from a hypothetical Dan Brown novel about your nutso theory. Must include Robert Langdon, a heroine who never does anything heroic but only hangs breathlessly on Langdon’s every word, and a wise old professor type who at first sounds like a kook but, of course, really is a kook.
4. Take some real-life information from Step 2 and pepper your passage with it! Make it sound as convincing as possible!
5 [optional]. Sell the idea to the real-life Dan Brown and make millions from it!