Post by ant-mac on Jul 25, 2018 2:39:24 GMT
MORE PHYSICIST DISCLAIMERS
THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but non-zero chance that, through a process known as "tunnelling", this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbour's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconveniences that may result.
THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the unlikely event that this merchandise should contact antimatter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result.
PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any use of this product, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Although no liability is implied herein, the consumer is warned that this process will ultimately lead to the heat death of the universe.
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in this product are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is currently known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.
ADVISORY: There is an extremely small but non-zero chance that, through a process known as "tunnelling", this product may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbour's domicile. The manufacturer will not be responsible for any damages or inconveniences that may result.