Nudist theists vs. nudist atheists

Well, we all have seen their bodies and know the theists are almost always fitter, better looking, quicker, and stronger, which is to be expected since theists are into positive ideals and self improvement, while atheists, by definition, are negative control freaks more apt to keep others down as poorly motivated and out of shape as they are.


So, is there any activity where the nudist atheist has a chance?