Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 24, 2018 11:13:20 GMT
I want to comemmorate Sam's most recent banning with a little song. I'm not too familiar with popular music, but if there is one song that encapsulates Sam's tragic fate and slow descent into madness then it's "Bohemian Rhapsody" from Queen:
Mama, just doxxed a man
Put a vengeance on his head
Pulled some pictures of his dead
Mama, middle-aged life had just begun
But now I've gone grounded and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, unashamed, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my shame has come
Sends boosters down my spine
Bankrupt body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave this board behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo I'm not ashamed for my fall
I sometimes wish I should have been a blow job y'all
[descends into a fanboy frenzy and bipolar madness]
I see a little silhouetto of a Superman
Shazam, Shazam will you do the fandango
Aqua Man and Flash very very frightening me
Cap America, Cap America
Iron Mang, Iron Mang,
Cap America Thor - magnifico
But I'm just a fanboy, nobody loves me
He's just a fanboy from a comic book family
Spare him his ban from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Kevin Feige! No we will not let you go - let him go!
Marvel Studio! We will not let you go - let him go!
Blow Job! We will not let you go - let him blow!
Never let me blow
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia: let me go!
James Gunn has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
[angry and defiant]
So you think you can mock me and spit in my eye?!
So you think you can ban me and leave me to die?!
Oh Scababy, can't do this to me Scababy
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
[sinks back into depression]
..anywhere the wind blows..
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
..anywhere the wind blows..