Breaking: Australia fails at everything this week

First we had that incompetent schemozzle of a week in Canberra which saw Australia say hi to our 5th leader in 5 years, Scott Morrison, then we got absolutely trounced by New Zealand in the Rugby. 40-12. 16 years in a row now we've lost the series to the All Blacks. Time to deport a few more ex-pat crims back to NZ in retaliation methinks.