Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 26, 2018 20:07:54 GMT
I want to comemmorate Sam's most recent banning with a little song. I'm not too familiar with popular music, but if there is one song that encapsulates Sam's tragic fate and slow descent into madness then it's "Bohemian Rhapsody" from Queen:
Mama, just doxxed a man
Put a vengeance on his head
Pulled some pictures of his dead
Mama, middle-aged life had just begun
But now I've gone grounded and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, unashamed, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my shame has come
Sends boosters down my spine
Bankrupt body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave this board behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo I'm not ashamed for my fall
I sometimes wish I should have been a blow job y'all
[descends into a fanboy frenzy and bipolar madness]
I see a little silhouetto of a Superman
Shazam, Shazam will you do the fandango
Aqua Man and Flash very very frightening me
Cap America, Cap America
Iron Mang, Iron Mang,
Cap America Thor - magnifico
But I'm just a fanboy, nobody loves me
He's just a fanboy from a comic book family
Spare him his ban from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Kevin Feige! No we will not let you go - let him go!
Marvel Studio! We will not let you go - let him go!
Blow Job! We will not let you go - let him blow!
Never let me blow
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia: let me go!
James Gunn has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
[angry and defiant]
So you think you can mock me and spit in my eye?!
So you think you can ban me and leave me to die?!
Oh Scababy, can't do this to me Scababy
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
[sinks back into depression]
..anywhere the wind blows..
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me
..anywhere the wind blows..
Following my goodbye song above, I attended Sam's dramatic Show Trial on the Raptor's Darknet - hold your breath: Sam was acquitted from all crimes and misdemeanors and granted continued membership:
The trial was presided by the honorable judge weirdraptor and his lackeys - the former of which is so unbiased that he granted the fugitive Sam PM-hearings and asylum before and after the deed was committed - a judge who's integrity is documented in the records with objective and unbiased statements such as these:
weirdraptor: I LIKE formersamhmd. He stands up to bullies...
….Sam made a very grave error and I believe him when he says he knows he was wrong.
Concerned Poster: With all due respect, you can't be serious. Scabab warned Sam multiple times before he made his [doxxing and identity disclosing]decision and Sam did it anyway. He knew it was wrong from the beginning and got what he deserved for it.
weirdraptor: Why not? DC-Fan used my deceased brother against me and was never punished for it. If he can't take a taste of his own medicine, he shouldn't throw the first punch.
[note: this is a typical raptor lie and delusion never proven]
As expected, Sam himself defended himself honorably and truthfully, inter alia, stating that:
1. after being accused by @coldenhaulfieldthat Sam showed no remorse by returning twice or more to v2 and harassing his victim and the community Sam believably stated that his account is used by his work colleagues too who are frequent v2 MCU-posters, and they might have posted from his IP address and in his Sam style.
2. he did not even know what doxxing and harassing was until people told him - always an effective and believable defense.
3. the same was done (doxxing) to him several times in the past by DC-and X-Men fans (but probably not having his dead relatives pics stolen and desecrated/misused).
4. Sam was not too sure if the doxxed pic he misused as avatar was actually DC Fan or not - he hoped it was DC Fan, but whatever (Dolus Eventualis)
5. it was necessary to counter the trolls' BS. But he would of course not do it to any raptornet users. And he will not return to v2.
6. Sam was asked several times if he had APOLOGIZED to the victim, DC-Fan (or his brother's family) which honest Sam simply ignored.
The raptor and his deputy lackeys were evidently moved by that much brave honesty and "fighting the good fight". The raptor of course could not possibly throw the first infinity stone on poor honest-Sam as the raptor is remembered for cheering with joy and glee in the "Snyder's Daughter commits Suicide" thread and has a history of desecrating transgressions. Not to forget the raptor was one of those who contemplated revenge continuously and named potential doxxers in his (now deleted) Troll Observatory vol.1 thread.
In the end, Sam issued a formal and formulaic apology to the raptor's darknet (!) leaving out any concrete remorse or apologies to the victims.