Post by persistenceofvision on Sept 17, 2018 18:48:29 GMT
13 Withering Movie Comebacks
01. "You despise me, don't you?" "If I thought about you, I probably would." Peter Lorre/Humphrey Bogart, CASABLANCA
02. Logan (Hugh Jackman): Listen to me, you piece of shit! I watched a lot of good people die, and I came back to stop that from happening!
Charles Xavier (James McAvoy): We all gotta die sometime.
X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
03. Violet Beauregarde (Denise Nickerson): [as she digs around in her nostril] "Spitting's a dirty habit." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder): "I know a worse one." - WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
04. "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?" Bill Paxton/Jenette Goldstein, ALIENS
05. Lloyd Richards (Hugh Marlowe): "Do you think Miller or Sherwood would stand for the nonsense I take from you? Stick to Beaumont and Fletcher. They've been dead for 300 years." Margo Channing (Bette Davis): "All playwrights should be dead for 300 years."
06. "Why do you suppose we only feel compelled to chase the ones who run away?" "Immaturity?" John Malkovich/Glenn Close, DANGEROUS LIAISONS
07. Listening to music in a WWII POW barracks.
German Guard --- Agh Beethoven...he vas a gut German
Prisoner --- Yeah...he's dead!
THE WOODEN HORSE.
08. John Mason (Sean Connery): Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage): I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.
THE ROCK
09. Mermagen (Michael Troughton): --- D'you know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad.
Hester Wallace (Kate Winslet): --- Do you know, without my glasses, nor do you?
ENIGMA
10. "Sir Richard is appointed Attorney-General for Wales." "Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?" Leo McKern/Paul Scofield, A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS
01. "You despise me, don't you?" "If I thought about you, I probably would." Peter Lorre/Humphrey Bogart, CASABLANCA
02. Logan (Hugh Jackman): Listen to me, you piece of shit! I watched a lot of good people die, and I came back to stop that from happening!
Charles Xavier (James McAvoy): We all gotta die sometime.
X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
03. Violet Beauregarde (Denise Nickerson): [as she digs around in her nostril] "Spitting's a dirty habit." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder): "I know a worse one." - WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
04. "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?" Bill Paxton/Jenette Goldstein, ALIENS
05. Lloyd Richards (Hugh Marlowe): "Do you think Miller or Sherwood would stand for the nonsense I take from you? Stick to Beaumont and Fletcher. They've been dead for 300 years." Margo Channing (Bette Davis): "All playwrights should be dead for 300 years."
06. "Why do you suppose we only feel compelled to chase the ones who run away?" "Immaturity?" John Malkovich/Glenn Close, DANGEROUS LIAISONS
07. Listening to music in a WWII POW barracks.
German Guard --- Agh Beethoven...he vas a gut German
Prisoner --- Yeah...he's dead!
THE WOODEN HORSE.
08. John Mason (Sean Connery): Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage): I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.
THE ROCK
09. Mermagen (Michael Troughton): --- D'you know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad.
Hester Wallace (Kate Winslet): --- Do you know, without my glasses, nor do you?
ENIGMA
10. "Sir Richard is appointed Attorney-General for Wales." "Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?" Leo McKern/Paul Scofield, A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS