Post by Father Jack on Apr 2, 2017 17:59:13 GMT
In the olden times it was common to invite religious people round for tea, in a vain attempt to save your worthless soul...
By the time you realised it was actually Pazuzu sipping your finest Earl Grey and scoffing your iced buns, it was probably already too late to start flinging about the old holy water and shouting "The Power of Christ compels you"...
Luckily, these days, when people knock on our doors selling god, we just tell them to fuck off, instead of welcoming the sinister bastards in...
By the time you realised it was actually Pazuzu sipping your finest Earl Grey and scoffing your iced buns, it was probably already too late to start flinging about the old holy water and shouting "The Power of Christ compels you"...
Luckily, these days, when people knock on our doors selling god, we just tell them to fuck off, instead of welcoming the sinister bastards in...