Post by Tristan's Journal on Sept 30, 2018 17:52:08 GMT
another click baiting garbage-tier rant cheaply made for desperate MCU fanboy. The title alone is so hyperbolic and nonsensical that it cannot be taken seriously.
Especially in a world where we have Guardians of the Raccoon Turd Vol2, Fant4 (all of them), or Schumacher Batman, or Hulk (all of them) or all the other super-abysmal CMB movies hardly anybody has seen.
Justice League was entertaining trash, nearly ruined by Whedons shoddy TV cinematography and his unfunny joke inserts. But only nearly.
Major sins that could only be remedied by giving us the Snyder cut:
- Flash falls flat on WW in a coital pose….
(blue screen insert with a WW double and a reaction shot, like with Hulk falling on Black Widows breasts in AoU)
- "The symbol means Hope... Which is Like Your Car Keys easy to lose, but if you dig around... it's usually close by..." says Superman
- Macho-Aquaman tells his true feelings & fear scene (bc he's entangled in the lasso of truth)
- "That's Not a Saying. That's The Opposite of What The Saying is..." in response to Aqua's "the strong man's strongest alone", showing Hack Whedon is illiterate bc Snyder made a direct quote from Schiller's famous Willhelm Tell play.
- "Lois, the thirstiest young women he had ever met... I mean hungriest."
CRINGE² this POS could be written by James "Did you create a penis" Gunn...
- - "what IS brunch? I mean, you wait in line for an hour for, essentially, lunch"
forced into a moving scene where Flash reveals his loneliness and humanity. It's like going Shwarma eating instead of visiting your long lost Earth girlfriend,....so freaking Whedon.
- "Sorry guys, I didn't bring a sword... Jesus. He IS tall."
quips Batman...eye roll...
- Coming Back To Life Felt "Itchy"
explains Supes about his resurrection...textbook bad writing.
Well, guess it could be worse...it could be about hiding the zucchini in sterilized women feeling like monsters, or about sensitive nipples, but then this is what this video is really about...
Especially in a world where we have Guardians of the Raccoon Turd Vol2, Fant4 (all of them), or Schumacher Batman, or Hulk (all of them) or all the other super-abysmal CMB movies hardly anybody has seen.
Justice League was entertaining trash, nearly ruined by Whedons shoddy TV cinematography and his unfunny joke inserts. But only nearly.
Major sins that could only be remedied by giving us the Snyder cut:
- Flash falls flat on WW in a coital pose….
(blue screen insert with a WW double and a reaction shot, like with Hulk falling on Black Widows breasts in AoU)
- "The symbol means Hope... Which is Like Your Car Keys easy to lose, but if you dig around... it's usually close by..." says Superman
- Macho-Aquaman tells his true feelings & fear scene (bc he's entangled in the lasso of truth)
- "That's Not a Saying. That's The Opposite of What The Saying is..." in response to Aqua's "the strong man's strongest alone", showing Hack Whedon is illiterate bc Snyder made a direct quote from Schiller's famous Willhelm Tell play.
- "Lois, the thirstiest young women he had ever met... I mean hungriest."
CRINGE² this POS could be written by James "Did you create a penis" Gunn...
- - "what IS brunch? I mean, you wait in line for an hour for, essentially, lunch"
forced into a moving scene where Flash reveals his loneliness and humanity. It's like going Shwarma eating instead of visiting your long lost Earth girlfriend,....so freaking Whedon.
- "Sorry guys, I didn't bring a sword... Jesus. He IS tall."
quips Batman...eye roll...
- Coming Back To Life Felt "Itchy"
explains Supes about his resurrection...textbook bad writing.
Well, guess it could be worse...it could be about hiding the zucchini in sterilized women feeling like monsters, or about sensitive nipples, but then this is what this video is really about...