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Post by lenlenlen1 on Oct 3, 2018 20:31:28 GMT
Galactus says 28 feet and 9 inches, but really it's more like 28 feet and 6 and a half inches.  This reminds me of the last Thanksgiving my ex-wife and I shared with my family. It's a common thing in my family that I say I'm 6'3" when I'm actually 6'2.5", my brother says he's 6' when he's just over 5'11". My sis says she needs to lose 5lbs when we all know it's probably closer to 30, My aunt says she's 10 years younger than she is. (even when people know she's a twin and my mom says the correct age). So during the Thanksgiving games I can't remember who went up to hike the ball on 4th down. I said if they hike the ball I got a 12" cock. They hiked the ball. I looked around and said well a foot just got 30% shorter. My ex with out missing a beat said "40% honey. No wait forgot about the thing. 30% shorter." This is not the reason we broke up.  edit: I don't know what the % should actually be just the fact she played of the running gag was what made everyone laugh. Lets be honest I know the % and the foot got a lot smaller. 
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