Independence Day Resurgence is Better Than Disney Star Wars

Independence Day Resurgence is Better Than Disney Star Wars Oct 11, 2018 21:46:48 GMT johnspartan likes this

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Post by Tristan's Journal on Oct 11, 2018 21:46:48 GMT

Oct 11, 2018 18:31:16 GMT johnspartan said:

It should also be noted that Resurgence is far superior to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies you fools are so fond of. Come at me, bro!

Dance off, you big turd blossom! Guardians of the Galaxy is the apotheosis of post modern space opera cinema; it's ambition is grandios, it's relevance Shakespearian. Let the great James "I like it when little boys touch me in my silly place" Gunn speak for himself:

Vol II excerpts:

- I have sensitive nipples!

- Tonight, I will put a squishy turd in your pillow! - I shave you!

- Did you create a penis? Yes, and not a bad one!

- Look, Im Marry Poppins y'all!

- Owwwwww, goodness, my nipples!!!

- Hahahah, I have famously huge turds!

- You should not have killed my mom...or squished my walkman.

- Showtime, assholes!

- [sees Rocket] Uh-Uuuuuuuuh, I love that scruffy puppy, he's so cute I'm gonna die!!!

- Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear. I'm gonna make some weird shit.

- You like a professional asshole or what? Pretty much a pro.

- Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!

- Die, spaceship, die!

- Tell them my name is Taser Face......Hahahahahahahahaha!

- Maybe this man could be your "David Hasselhoff"