Lamest Name a person could have?

Wow. Trollsalot must be, er, proud of that. I’d be terrified to see a Salzmank entry for that:

“Salzmank (n.): a loser an inspired film fan who who actually wastes his  cannot resists a challenge to his curiosity and spends his valuable time trying to find out who sang some old songs from a 1972 movie. Ex. ‘Jane, I know you can’t remember the title, but don’t be a Salzmank about it!’”