Lamest Name a person could have?

I have to wonder about Keanu. I mean Reeves gives the name some cred, at least for many people it does. But three syllables with just five letters, three of them vowels, it's just a short name with a long cumbersome pronounciation. Kee-AAAHH-noo. Too much work. And it would suck to have Keanu Reeves as a puzzle on wheel of Fortune. Five total single consonants with six vowels. You could go into debt buying vowels on the sucker.

I like the actor, but without him propping it up, I think the name is pretty lame.